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She looks sooo evil
Great expression work.
It's really cool.
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"There's a reason why the word 'Supposed' was invented"
--> Snowfyre
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The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time.
~Frank Miller~
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How could you go on living, knowing everything you do is a waste of time?
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if you never strive for the impossible, you'll never accomplish the possible.
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"Is there such a thing as absolute hot?"
1. Turn on a burner on the stove. Turn it up as high as it will go.
2. Wait 5 minutes for the burner to warm up.
3. Place the palm of your hand on the burner.
4. You tell me
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Where should I go?
What should I do?
I don't understand what you want from me
Cause I don't know
If I can trust you
I don't understand what you want from me
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My Clubs Join Now!
~mortal-kombat-fc
~konami-fc
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Born to be Alive! (Patrick Hernandez)
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How could you go on living, knowing everything you do is a waste of time?
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